*Boo To You faintly plays in the distance*




Me and disnerd are slaying each other’s looks today.

i only date boys who wear this shirt. 

this fucked me up for a little bit


"i was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth!"


being friends with artists to get free drawings doesn’t even work!!!! i am an artist and i cant even give myself free drawings

magicyourway replied to your post: “this is a really random out of context text post but I just started…”:
I don’t wanna sound like one of those social warriors but virginity rly is just a social construct so don’t even worry we all fuck really awful ppl and you just accept it for a pleasurable time and move on I guess

oh believe me I know I’ve said this for a long time and like I really don’t regret it at all I’m actually glad I got it over with or whatever

i just kinda thought about it for a second like “shit that could have gone better” but like 


this is a really random out of context text post but I just started thinking about it so sorry

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Today we celebrate 91 years of Disney. Happy birthday, Walt Disney Company, and thanks so much for everything!

  • Guest: *arrives at the fastpass merge point*
  • Me: Hi! Touch your ticket to the touchpoint to redeem your fastpass, please.
  • Guest: *touches a card to the touchpoint* IT ISN'T WORKING
  • Me: Ma'am that-
  • Guest: *touches card again* WHY ISN'T IT WORKING
  • Me: Ma'am that's a credit ca-
  • Guest: *touches again* MY TICKET ISN'T WORKING
  • Me: MA'AM
  • Me: that's a credit card


Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.